thank u erii you followed my orders
FUN FACT OF THE DAY! im a fucking loser
i HATE chickendental. theyre horrid, who would sit around watching grown ass men play video games all day?
If there’s ever an oddly placed animal, everyone suspects Ryan
If there was a sitcom where the AH guys shared an apartment I’d watch it
“Geoff’s in a tank!”
“Jack’s in a fucking tattletale machine.”
*studio erupts in laughter*
pro’s of dating me
- i love being cuddled
- i will kiss u literally whenever u want 24/7
- i look gross so you will always seem more attractive by comparison
when someone you know likes achievement hunter
but they think Gavins stupid
when they hate on Lindsay
i had a dream last night that i finally visited my grandpa and since i hadnt seen his house in like a year i walked in and screeched at the top of my lungs because i was so surprised and the glass on his china cabinet shattered
dirty starts with ’d’ and ends with ‘why’
me talking to someone i hate
getting your friend into rt
